gayarsonist:

aflo:

aflo:

eggplantmaniac420:

it’s only $600K…

it’s also in the middle of fucking nowhere

icried4you:

“Shaken & Stirred”, the Seducers Guide to Cocktails by Tim Brown (1983)

homeworkforpigeons:

corporationkills:

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

desultory-suggestions:

You have every right to be angry when you are mistreated. 

ratsofftoya:

id blow up hogwarts with a rocket launcher

trynsave:

urlocallesbianvampire:

lady dimmadome

delirdimlsf:

•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅

sevenelevenprophet:

Would love to be rejected by death and be an eternal burden on society

mothmyspace:

agapema homogena

rocky mountain agapema

location: north america

magicalgirlmindcrank:

crimegoku:

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

bengali-bastard:

vergak:

*gets booed out of the doctor’s office*

Failed my blood test like a dumbass